The best eyeliner. ever. seriously.

Sometime in the last couple of years, my eyelids disappeared. I’m not sure exactly when it happened, but I just remember looking in the mirror one day, and *poof* they’d gone. Swallowed by an eyelid hood that had never been there before, succumbing to the inevitable reduction of collagen, and now forever testing my willpower (and bank balance) with targeted adverts for upper blephs. (which until recently, I thought was internet language for throwing up)

I’ve always worn eyeliner – I love a wonky wing – but since the mysterious disappearance of my eyelids, I have discovered that eyeliner now transfers to my eyelids, and whilst I know some people love the double lined look, it’s really not what I’m going for. Within a couple of hours of application, I feel a stickyness that, honestly, grosses me out, and a reflection that shows a Davina Mcall level of smokey eye, which, frankly, is not what I’m aiming for.

And so, it has been my lifelong (two year) mission to find the best eyeliner. One that doesn’t transfer or make my eyes sticky, and one that stays on ALL DAY

First of all, and most importantly, I need an eyeliner that doesn’t transfer to my eyelid. Of all the priorities, this was my number one. I can handle a little smudging, I can cope with reapplication, but I will NOT be ok with a secondary, smudged arc on my eyelid.

So – What have I tested?

And, for transparency, I bought & paid for each of these myself. (unless my husband is reading this, in which case, I don’t know what you’re talking about, I’ve had these FOREVERRRRRR, and they were free anyway…)

  • NYX epic ink liner – £15
  • Pat McGrath Labs Perma Precision Eyeliner – £30
  • Fenty Beauty Flylipencil Eyeliner – £22
  • Charlotte Tilbury Magic Liner – £30
  • Urban Decay 24/7 Inks Eyeliner £22
  • Danessa Myricks Waterproof Micropencil Eyeliner £26
  • Danessa Myricks Linework Eyeliner £20
  • Natasha Denona Work & Set Eyeliner £24
  • Rare Beauty Perfect Strokes Matte Liquid Eyeliner £20
  • Slayfire Cosmetics Splash Liner Matte (void) £23
  • Glisten Cosmetics Wet Liners (various colours) £7

Best overall eyeliner

Best Eyeliner Pen

Everything Else

I am lumping my reviews of all the other eyeliners together, because, honestly, I hate them so much that I don’t want to give them the airtime. Every single one of the others transferred to my eyelid. EVERY SINGLE ONE. And to make matters worse, the Urban Decay one dried out so quickly, I barely got a chance to give it a decent go. And the Danessa Myricks one dragged across my eyelid so much that it gave me a complex about sagging skin. Not cool.
I will say, that until my eyelids disappeared, I had zero issues with my eyeliner, so whilst I hate all these other eyeliners, I actually would have loved them before.

What have I Missed? Let me know if you have any recommendations, or if your experiences are the same as mine!

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